If you listened to our latest podcast we did discuss Mass Effect 3, all agreeing on the sheer fact of anticipating even more nerd rage because this new extended ending yet will never satisfy the cries of thousands, if not millions who feel betrayed, ripped off, exploited and abandoned with the popular Bioware series coming to a close. Personally, I feel these out cries will never be soothed unless Shepard gets one last chance to embark on saving the universe in a continuing, Mass Effect 4. Highly doubtful, but perhaps tomorrow we all get the ending we want! Here’s a few notes I’ve added to what I would like to see happen in this extended ending.

• Shepard gets to live out the end of his/her days with the love of his/her life (I want to see the two of them in front of a white picket fence with little Shepards running around the yard, waiting for their hot dogs to come fresh off the grill)
• Have the Reapers turn into giant ice cream cones of various flavors that will end world hunger and bring peace to all life in the galaxy
• Have Joker miraculously be cured of Vrolik syndrome
• Ashley Williams Miranda Lawson finds out she is bisexual
• I want to see a majestic unicorn flying through space with a cult of Corgi Welsh puppies creating a giant rainbow banner saying, “Fin”

It’s not too much to ask for.